We were asked to bring a foreign product or service to the United States; instead we created an activist group to parody the country’s fear of metrication.

The goal was to create a group so idiotic, people would rather learn the metric system that rally behind them.

Visit the official PAMI website here,


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PAMI has a complete online gift shop located on the organizations web site. To find your next favorite household item click HERE


PAMI supporters voicing their opinions and observation about the danger that comes along with the metric system.

" Did you know that worldwide, the majority of deaths happen to people who use the metric system? "

-Agnes Walker-Jackson

"The government may be able to fool the rest of the sheep, but they'll never pull the wool over me."

-Thomas Fletcher

"The metric system is nothing but a government cover-up to hide the fact that aliens crashed outside of Boulder City, Nevada on august 9th 2004."

-Stephen Stevens

"It had always been us, Burma, and Libera, the three amigos, fighting against the metric system. But once Burma folded, it was only a matter of time."

-Jacob DuClaw




Country legend, and PAMI supporter, Hankey Pankey sings his hit single "Why Should I Change My Ways?"

CW-Emily Hovis
XD-Mikaila Weaver
CS-Claire Glisson
CS-Caitlin Kearney
CBM-Ashley Stanfield